My buddy Pete is the skinniest man I know. He said his secret was the supermodel diet. Cigarettes and coffee. Some people swear by the low carb route. The secret is to deprive yourself of sugar so your body has to release stored energy found in fat cells. Some people believe that the cleanse is the best way to go. The colon blow. It is reported that Elvis had sixty pounds of impacted fecal matter when he died. That’s a lot of peanut butter and banana sandwiches. Plus whose job is it to measure that? Some people love the cabbage soup diet. Some believe that eating a grapefruit with every meal will lead to weight-loss. Some believe that a shot of Apple Cider Vinegar is key. How bout chasing that grapefruit with a shot of vinegar? That might be the secret. Tasty. Oprah has the secret. Put it out in the universe. “Dear universe, I want to be skinny.” Hello, is there anyone out there?
I think the common factor in all of these diets is eating less. Not sure it matters what you eat but you’ve got to eat less of it. In terms of a secret, there isn’t one. I think that I’ve wasted a lot of time looking for one. I just got plumper as I looked for it. What would be the thing that I could do to be fit? What supplement? What weird and wonderful shake could I make? What quick fix is out there to take care of these rolls? Oh, a magic berry. Dr. Oz told me it would work. I might as well went down the yellow brick road to the Wizard of Oz for a solution.
The longer Operation 180 goes on, I think the secret isn’t a secret at all. It doesn’t come in a pill. You can’t ground up black bear penis. You can’t wish for it. The key to success unfortunately is hard work. Hard work, what? That sucks. It does but it works everytime.
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