I’ve played alot of fantasy sports in my time. I thought I would put together a Fantasy Fast Food All-Star team. Its torture really. I wonder how the point system would work. Points for the amount of times I choose to eat it. Maybe points for how much artery clogging takes place. Everyone’s team looks different. Here’s my team:
McDonalds Top Pick: Buffalo Snack Wraps
Burger King: Chicken Sandwich and when in season the Italian Chicken Sandwich
Wendy’s: Spicy Chicken Sandwich with Cheese and Bacon
Taco Bell: Volcano Double Beef Burrito (Not always there, Cheesy Gordita Crunch
otherwise)
Pita Pit: Chicken Caesar Pita
Mr. Sub: Pizza Sub
Subway: Italian BMT on Flatbread
KFC: Double Down
Dairy Queen: Brownie Batter Blizzard (Only the month of June, cruel cruel joke)
Pizza Hut: Cheezy Bite Stuffed Crust Pepperoni Pizza
Harvey’s: Bacon Cheeseburger
East Side Marios: Cheese Cappeletti (They used to call me the Cappeletii Kid)
Sorry I have to stop... there are too many tears on the keyboard. It might short out. I weep for them all as if they were my children. I don’t want to say goodbye to them. Send them out on tiny boats made of their own packaging. We will meet again just not as often as we used to.
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