Nike’s Just Do It. So simple. Real genius. Operation 180 needs a slogan. What am I going to put on the T-shirts? Here is a list of some of the slogans I’ve come up with:
I’m a Whale, Matey! Time for 180!
Butter those Rolls! Dinner has just begun!
Pec now a tit, Get Fit!
Santa called, he wants his bowl full of jelly back!
You Either Get Busy Eating or Get Busy Dieting. (Adapted from Shawshank Redemption)
How many chins are on your Facebook?
180. Turn that shit around!
Whazzzup! My cholesterol! My blood pressure!
Can I get extra sauce with that?
Operation 180. Be sure to read my blob.
180 Days til I can tie my shoes.
Hey, that’s where that’s been.
No longer the George Dub of Chub Rub! (Too dated, perhaps Barack that Body)
Richard Simmons without the shorts and tanktop
No longer shopping in the husky boy section
Some are definitely better than others. Maybe I’ll just put a picture of Dom Deluise with a X through it on the T-shirt. RIP.
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