One of the reasons for Operation 180 is a Wilco concert T-Shirt I bought last year. The shirt is an extra large but it is very grippy. It is made of organic cotton. When I put it on it seems to grip me very tight. Every bump. Every lump. It really displays my titties perfectly. It would be ok if I was a girl.
It reminds of the time when I first saw the Hanson video for MMMBop. I said “That girl is going to pretty when she grows up.” The kid was a guy. If I ever wore that shirt I can imagine someone saying “That girl would be pretty if she lost some weight and shaved that beard.”
I always thought that if I had a set of boobs that I would never leave the house. Well, I have them now but its not really the same. I think its the hair. Its a real turnoff.
I think everyone has a t-shirt that they love. I have a dresser of just old T-shirts. They are unlike any other piece of clothing. Pants you throw out. T-shirts are more representative of a time or a moment. Unfortunately T-shirts don’t grow with you. They do stretch but its not pretty. The Wilco and Band of Horses concert Ts that were never worn. The Springsteen Rock the Vote T-Shirt. The ultimate, however, is my Love Me Tender Elvis T-Shirt that my buddy Pete bought for me at Graceland. If I could look good in that shirt again, I might wear it everyday.
Old T-shirts are great motivation. My wife said “You are wearing that Wilco T-shirt on the first day of school. No matter what. Floppy tits or else.” She laid down the gauntlet. Six weeks away.
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